Which would get you most time behind bars?

Kill a panda

Rape a duck in a park

Publish a book, somewhat slanderous in title like ''Prince William sucked me off, the memoirs of a butler''

Have sex with a moldy orange in a shop

Kill a person, but they were ugly so sort of manslaughter

Fraud unicef out of a couple of mill

or

love a consenting badger in the face, after dark!

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The book probably wouldn't get you jailed, just sued for libel (unless it's true).

Having sex with an orange in a public place would get you done for exposure.

Beastiality with with either a duck or a badger would receive a lighter sentence than killing a panda because pandas are a protected species.

Defrauding UNICEF is wrong legally as well as morally but no doubt there are thousands doing it all the time and getting away with it.

I'd say murder/manslaughter would get you the longest sentence, regardless of whether your victim was a minger. I don't believe that at courts like the Old Bailey the distinction between murder and manslaughter is based on looks. It is based on mens rea or malice aforethought.

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i think kill a panda will get you more time in prison, i mean thats just wrong
well, if you live in California and you have a lot of money, you would not do any jail time for any of these.
lol I think having sex with a orange
true , depends on the mentality of the judge:::!!!!!